I tell you all my secrets, but I lie about my past

US Media:
Is the Mayan 2012 prophecy the end of the world? The Mayans were once a people that believed many things when they were around--
Mayans:
Hey.
Mayans:
Hey guys.
Mayans:
What the hell have you guys been smoking? We're kind of still here as a major presence in Mesoamerica, guys.
Mayans:
That "End of the world prophecy" is some white nonsense.
Mayans:
Y'all are weird.

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Hollywood Upstairs Medical College: My father just smashed my laptop. I need to get out of here.

the-linja:

Backstory: a few weeks ago, I accepted an internship with the DC Center for LGBT Resources. My father found out, threatened to kick me out if I did it, and basically raged on and on for a while. My flight to DC is on May 24th, and I’m pretty sure my father was…

Source: the-linja

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shadowen:

scrufflepufftimelord:

thelilnan:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

sunshinepatch:

tickle-me-misha:

jaxthevampire:

alphakantspell:

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way to Thor’s Hammer

WHERE DID THIS AWESOMENESS COME FROM OHMYGOD

OMG

Reblogging because Coulson

yesssssssssss

COULSON

Why am I just now seeing this?

reblogging because Coulson

BEST EVER

Source: alphakantspell

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Why should women be paid equal to men? Men have been in the working world a lot longer and deserve to be paid at a higher rate. Heck, I’m a working mom and I’m not paid a dime. I depend on my husband to provide for me and my family, as should most women… and if a woman does work, she should be happy just to be out there in the working world and quit complaining that she’s not making as much as her male counterparts. I mean really, all this wanting to be equal nonsense is going to be detrimental to the future of women everywhere. Who’s going to want to hire a woman, or for that matter, even marry a woman who thinks she is the same, if not better than a man at any job. It’s almost laughable. C’mon now ladies, are you with me on this?

Ann Romney, wife of Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney

[Source]

no, ann. we aren’t with you on this.

(via montagues)

I’m really not trusting the original source on this; I’m pretty sure it’s satire. I can’t find the quote anywhere else and it looks like some of the people who have reblogged it have taken those posts down.

Good satire, though.

(via telesilla) If this is a true quote, I may puke.

Source: gaywrites

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“the wild regrets and the bloody sweats, none knew so well as i; for he who lives more lives than one, more deaths than one must die.” — oscar wilde.

Source: stranger-to-this-century

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Source: pusheen

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spookychan:

doubtingsalmon:

sadness-or-euphoria:

Doctor, this is why I love you. Right here.

Vincent van Gogh was a man who is somewhat famous for his mental instability. He later ended his own life. For the Doctor to go and show him that his art mattered, and that his existencemattered…is amazing. And I wish someone could have shown this amazing artist how much he contributed to the world.

I wish the Doctor could show everyone how they mattered, because everybody does matter. In our own small way, we change the world simply by existing.

This episode is probably my favourite out of that season, but I’ve only been able to watch it once since it made me cry so much. XD

Tearing up just thinking of this episode. ;_;

I’m tearing up just looking at this. I weep openly whenever I watch this episode. So much love. That the Doctor shows him so much love, just breaks my heart.

Source: godzuki

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awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Mythbusters

Too much awesome for one picture?

Source: awesomepeoplehangingouttogether

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Theoretically Brilliant: Lamenting The Friend Zone, Or: The “Nice Guy” Approach To Perpetrating Sexist Bullshit

fozmeadows:

Everyone’s heard of friendzoning – even if they don’t know the word, they sure as hell know the concept. It’s what happens time and again to unfortunate Nice Guys who, despite being nothing but sugar and spice to the girls they love, are nonetheless denied the sexual…

Source: fozmeadows

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Source: katvondevious

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